I have learned today...

that cookie dough really does make everything better.

to never ever let someone follow you home, even if they have a good reason to.

that you need an account at Blockbuster to rent a movie.

to look both ways before making a left turn.

that parking spots that look empty usually have a motorcycle in them.

that Hot Pockets really are hot, and usually the plate is too.

to always, always stop at a red light, or a yellow light that is about to turn red.

I feel today has been quite a success.